King of the Perverts by Steve Lowe
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
Dennis hits rock bottom after losing his wife and his job, so when porn star Peter Oh'Tool approaches him to take part in a sexcathalon and potentially become King of the Perverts and win a million dollars, he jumps at the chance. But can Dennis find women willing to participate in ten of the most disgusting sex acts imaginable?
The King of the Perverts, as you can infer by the title, is chock full of hilariously disgusting sex acts. If such a thing disturbs you, this is not your book. If it doesn't, you're kind of a perv and should continue to read.
Still here? Cool. Steve Lowe's writing has come along quite a bit since Muscle Memory, his entry in the New Bizarro Author series last year. Dennis comes off as a sympathetic character, no easy task considering the golden shower, hot karl, and other depraved acts he engages in in an attempt to win a million dollars. The way reality TV is these days, it's not hard to imagine The King of Perverts as an actual show.
That's really about all I can say. The book is pretty slim and I don't want to spoil anything. A hilarious and disgusting effort from Steve Lowe is a good way to sum it up.
Well, Steve Lowe has more of my money now. How could I resist a book featuring the rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, and the donkey punch? I couldn't and neither can you!
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